(1) A haywire fembot goes loco at a square-dance; another gets post-coital mammary enlargement via remote control.

(2) Along with five equally loco Norwegians and a parrot, he survives on fish that literally hurl themselves on deck, meets up with a few sharks, and endures a beaching in Tahiti.

(3) If true, this would not only be one of the most loco funding stories, but it gives more credence to the idea of a poker bubble, in which everyone and their mother is either playing poker or launching some kind of poker venture.

(4) Loco sheds

(5) Britain's most famous steam loco

(6) It proves that too much sun makes you loco - but in the nicest way.

(7) On the couch one evening, our loco analysand is seized by an uncontrollable passion for the ancient medico.