(1) He's quite the old fart , and look - he managed to avoid drooling when he spoke today!

(2) We know also that farts are warm (not hot), so I'll add that: a fart is warm wind emitted from the anus.

(3) He was such an old fart

(4) If I can remember what I learned in junior high school regarding tornadoes, they're some kind of thing which is made up of wind, like a fart but only much more powerful.

(5) But you have to be terribly careful because anything that you say that is even mildly critical means you sound like an old fart .

(6) If that's a sign of age, then call me an old fart , just don't say I'm wrong for being so.

(7) To this end, I let out a loud, long fart .

(8) I don't think I'm about to let an old fart like you see anyone.

(9) I'm a boring old fart , who values her money, and won't buy him a brand new shirt to chop holes in so he can look like a pirate.

(10) I'm being a boring old fart so I'm in my room getting ready to go to bed.

(11) I'm turning into an old fart who only wants to listen to music I already know.

(12) Nature decided to put an abrupt end to our finger-pointing conspiracy theorists' dialogue, when a deafening fart emptied from the anus of someone soundly asleep downstairs.

(13) My greatest fear was that we would be associated with all these fart jokes.

(14) This isn't an old fart complaining that things were better in his youth; it's the result of deliberate policy.

(15) Surely my piercings aren't a sign that I'm an old fart ?

(16) I'll be missing the last couple of hours because I'm an old fart and I need my sleep.

(17) I'm coping with being an old fart remarkably well.

(18) Who wants to admit that they've become a boring old fart ?

(19) He was drawing up his knees, a definite pain cry that would lessen just after a fart and then increase again until the next release of wind.

(20) It was a good night, although it did confirm that I have become a boring old fart .